Thursday, January 6, 2011

For Your Information!

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security--

Terrorist Plots Discovered                0

Transvestites                                     133

Hernia's                                          1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases                          3,172

Enlarged Prostates                          8,149

Breast Implants                             59,350

Natural Blonds                                    3
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