Our pet sow ware yar school bus en cud ride up ta three.
Weins was jes Tenesee Hillbilly's-Billy Bob, Joey and me.
Billy Bob war the desinated diver, he beed the one wid de hat.
Erry morn weins heerd him say, "Teddy, Joey ware you at?"
Upside Billy Bob wur Teddy wif dem shoes lick a city slicker.
He mared a skinny country curl what dun made hims hart ticker and flicker.
Joey wur the end one on de sow, him dun say over and over dem golden rules.
He wud pull usins back to the straight and narrow by singing dem gospel songs on de way ta school.
When sow pas-way en de yar uf foe-de-seven,
Joey, bein one uf dem precherboys done made up and sung one uf dem songs 'bout heav'n.
After the Quake wur oar, Billy Bob, him done say, "We's agoin to IHOP for some bacon and *kish."
But beins we respect yar sow too much to eat bacon, weins went to da Cracker Barrel and order dem fish.
Weins wus just Tennessee Hillbilly's Billy Bob, Joey and me.
Our pet sow ware yar school bus en cud ride up ta three.
*Kish is hillybilly lingo for quiche.
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