Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Airport Security

         
                                                
                                           Transportation Security Agency-TSA

A family of five planned a trip out west to visit the Grand Canyon. But as usual, they had to go through security check points before boarding the plane.  The first uniformed agent asked for their boarding pass, the next asked for their I.D.  Then they had to empty their pockets in a bowl and put their shoes in a box.

The purses and carry-on bags went through a scanner. The x-ray discovered a forbidden object in the lady’s purse. It was the pocket knife that her dad had given her as a gift. She had to suppress the emotional attachment and let it go.

The final test was to pass through a body scanner gadget, and security did what they called a body pat down which seemed somewhat unorthodox. The family finally passed all tests.

After a week in the heart of Arizona and tours of the Grand Canyon, the painted-desert, and visiting the Apache reservation, they were ready to return to green country. Coming from Arizona all the land east of the Mississippi is known as Green Country.


   

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Storm


                                            The Union University Tornado of 2008

         Facts about the Tornado

*Winds estimated at 200/240 MPH
*86 Injuries
*51 injured victims taken to the hospital
*9 injured victims admitted
* 0 fatalities
*31 of 41 campus buildings damaged
*19 of 41 campus buildings with major damages
*75 percent of on-campus housing destroyed
*40 million dollars in damage

The tornado came from Arkansas, crossed the Mississippi, continued through Memphis, heading for Jackson, Tennessee.

                                                     
The tornado was observed by the sophisticated Doppler radar tower.
Funnel clouds were seen as they crossed the Mississippi with winds of
destructive power.

“Where will it touch down?" said the local weather announcer, as
it headed for a Memphis mall.
Channel 3 was warning everyone to take cover as sirens began to squall.
Fifteen  18-wheelers were scattered along I-40 blocking traffic for hours.
No one realized the force of the winds or the extent of the tornado's powers.

The combined forces of the rescue teams were activated on the campus of Union.
Instructions were being passed from dorm to dorm and alarms were going off in unison.

Winds from the storm were awesome as they hit the campus without pity.
Cars, trees, and buildings took on the appearance of a Bagdad city.

Fear mixed with faith the students followed the instructions of the campus leaders.
Rescue teams uncovered injured bodies buried under the rubble and the rescuers were
seen as angelic greeters.

The miracle of all miracles in spite of the damage and property loss
Is that every student was saved from the storm and not one life was lost.

Ted Parrish



Saturday, April 2, 2011

History of Verse

As children and even before birth we knew that sound and vibrations originated in the womb, through the mother's breath and heartbeat, our first meters, echoes, rhymes, and rhythms were embedded in our nervous systems. As infants and toddlers, our earliest sleep songs and comfort songs were felt and heard.
And memorization work entered us in metered lines that were built to remember. These lessons continued as we began school and received our first religious instruction. But as schools and religions grew over the last fifty years into formidable corporate identities, they have increasingly turned from the magic of poetry to the more manageable, quantitative pleasures of test scores and egotistic Us versus Them dogma. Students are not so much educated as trained to perform well on standardized tests. They are not taught to think for themselves, question, or be curious. They're encouraged to accept what they're told without hesitation. Just as school have choked off the poetry in us by teaching it less and less, our big-business religions have also estranged us from imagination and rigorous spiritual inquiry. When religions grow into organizations, their individual members diminish, becoming pawns in political campaigns or cash cows in fundraisers. Some who attend services do so more out of habit than devotion. Their prayers do not emanate from the heart. As a result, we develop a gnawing hunger. We know that we want and need more and we yearn for the return to a living spiritual worship.  From Poetry as Spiritual Practice by Robert McDowell

Even before school days mothers quoted Mother Goose rhymes and poetic verses as aids to memorization.  Remember your mother or aunt singing rhymes to you?
This was recited for us to remember the days of the week.
                 Monday's child is fair of face,
                 Tuesday's child is full of grace;
                 Wednesday's child is full of woe,
                 Thursday's child has far to go;
                 Friday's child works hard for its living;
                 But the child that is born on the Sabbath day is good.

I remember the practices of reciting poetry and songs in elementary school, and daily reciting the Lord's Prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance, and in high school memorizing Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and the Preamble to the Constitution.

This poem taught us how to memorize the days of each month.
                Thirty days hath September,
                April, June, and November;
                February has twenty-eight alone,
                All the rest have thirty-one,
                Excepting leap year, that's the time --
                When February's days are twenty-nine.

     
                     A Limerick is in the Making
I tried to write a quintet,
And turn it into a limerick;
But the anapestic and iambic foot
Kept getting in the way that I took.
Is this going to be a limerick or a quintet?

The rhyme needed an iambic table.
I tried AABBA that turned into an iambic fable.
Was it stressed or unstressed syllables
Is that the proper order?
Is this going to be a limerick or a quintet?

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

A Rondeau is in the Making

                                             A Rondeau is in the Making
                                                         A Lyrical Poem
                           
One line at a time a rondeau is in the making, 

A vignette of mental images is fading in and out.

A synapse is sparking lyrics in the brain. 

A rondeau is in the making without a doubt.

A sonnet crosses the synapse with fourteen lines.

A villanelle is  forming words that rhyme.

A quatrain of lyrical stanzas is forming.

A rondeau is in the making, line by line.

The quatrain turns into a vignette of mental images.

A tercet of triplets will not make it to the brain.  
  
Stanza after stanza leading to completion.  

A synapse is sparking lyrics in the brain.  
                                   
In conclusion, a sonnett is forming to be read

By any willing reader be they happy or sad.
                                               
           
    
              



Tuesday, March 15, 2011

BURMA SHAVE

File:BurmaShaveSigns Route66.jpg 







History of Burma Shave... 
List of all the signs go to this link:

     
                                    THE QUEEN
                                    OF HEARTS
                                    NOW LOVES THE KNAVE
                                    THE KING
                                    RAN OUT OF
                                    BURMA – SHAVE

                                    A NUT AT THE WHEEL
                                    A PEACH ON HIS RIGHT
                                    CURVE AHEAD
                                    SALAD TONIGHT
                                    BURMA – SHAVE

                                    IS HE LONESOME
                                    OR JUST BLIND
                                    THAT GUY WHO DRIVES
                                    SO CLOSE BEHIND?
                                    BURMA – SHAVE

                                    IF YOU DRIVE
                                    WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
                                    CARRY A COFFIN
                                    IN YOUR TRUNK
                                    BURMA – SHAVE

                                    HER CHARIOT RACED
                                    AT EIGHTY PER
                                    THEY HAULED AWAY
                                    WHAT HAD BEN HUR   (been her)
                                    BURMA - SHAVE
                       
                                    POOR SATAN HE
                                    WAS FORCED
                                    TO DWELL
                                    IN THE ONLY PLACE WHERE
                                    THEY DON’T SELL
                                    BURMA - SHAVE       

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Borrowed Time!

Remember when your grandfather used to say, "I'm living on borrowed
time?" Now that I am at the age he was when he told me this, over 70,
I know what he meant. He was born in 1880 and the life expectancy was
age 42. He lived to be 78. He considered this borrowed time. The life
expectancy of those born in 1933, my year of birth, was 59, and after age
59 are considered "borrowed time."

The Bible says that the average life expectancy of the average person is
three score and ten or 70. According to this prediction anyone living past
70 are living on borrowed time. The Lord gives us borrowed time
according to his divine purpose.

Of course there are those who die before their time, three score and ten.
Children have cancer and other dreaded diseases. Children and adults
die in accidents at any age. Death is no respecter of a person’s age.
Diseases and accidents will hit at any age young or old. Whatever the age
that death appears at the door, we recognize it as "our time to go." As long
as God gives us breath we are blessed. We know there is a purpose for
living, and God has a divine plan for our lives. Let us treasure each day as a
gift from God.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

A True Story

Papa is my maternal grandfather the police officer is my father and the mother is my mother and Papa's daughter.
               
                                               Calling Car 24

 Labor unions were strong and powerful in the year of  1944; they made
    all the labor calls.
The Union of a Mattress Factory was forcing an all-out strike, but Papa stalled.

The Union persuaded the majority of the workers to go alone with the strike.
Papa was against the Union's demands and continued working through
    the night.

As he finished the night shift, and was walking down the street to catch
    a bus for home,
A car of union workers forced him into the car, they were
    drunk and stoned.

The men were in a state of delirium and they suspected Papa of being
    a mole.
My father drove MPD squad car 24, the incident happened
    in  his jurisdiction and zip code.

The dispatcher comes on the car radio, "Calling car 24", Calling car 24" 
    they said in a  rumbling roar.
He continues, "A body thrown from a car on Highway 51, Code Four."

My father had no idea it was his father-in-law that had taken the beating.
He and his partner didn't think Papa would survive the excessive bleeding.

They took him straight home and my mother doctored him and he recovered
     without a scar.
He did not press any criminal charges even though he knew everyone in the
    car.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Why Me, Lord?



We often ask, "Why me, Lord?"
It seems to be more than we can afford.
He knows our frame and our need,
And keeps us humble so our spirit can bear seed.

To keep our fellowship up to par,
He keeps us reaching from afar,
Until He gives that additional grace,
That develops character for the spiritual race.

Sometimes it comes the gentle way,
And supplies our need as we pray.
Often it comes on a more severe key,
As we become broken and brought to our knee.

We praise Him for the privilege of pain.
It reminds us of Jesus' suffering and shame.
It gives us insight for deeper thought,
And prepares us for the battles to be fought.

Thank you, Lord, for trials like these,
That keep us humble and on our knees.
Thank you for the burdens we share.
Thank you for those who care.

If God does not do His work in us,
Our spirit becomes weak and we will rust.
Forgive us, Lord, when we do not understand.
Give us faith to see your nail-scarred hand.

God's Amazing Grace




Amazing Grace How Sweet the Sound---Amazing Grace!
A grace that is sufficient for the Christian race.
Amazing grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
A grace that opens our spiritual eyes that God we may see.

The Holy Word is a light to our path.
In the Word we find the answers to the prayers we ask.
In our earthly walk we have periods of victory and periods of defeat.
In our mortal flesh we know that God's perfection is not complete.

Friends will say look to Jesus that's enough.
Looking to Jesus is a beginning, but the trials of life can be tough.
The deceiver wants to rob us of joy and knock us down,
But by faith and prayer we can walk on higher ground.

We must believe in God and keep the faith,
And keep on singing "Amazing Grace."

Sunday, February 20, 2011

I Love My Kindle!

I am basking in the sunshine of poetry again.

I downloaded into my Kindle reader the book:
The Essential Poetry Anthology

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star was written by Jane Taylor in 1806.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

Then the traveler in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny spark;
He could not see which way to go,
If you did not twinkle so.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

In the dark blue sky you keep,
While you thro' my window peep,
And you never shut your eye,
Till the sun is in the sky,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

Remember the shooting rampage in which
 Congressman Gabrielle Gifford
 was injured and killed six and injured 12 others?
She is recovering from brain surgery and is mouthing
words to lip-syncing “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”.


                The Days of the Month
Is a useful bit of *doggerel that we need all through life.
It is anonymous.
                                               
Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
February has twenty-eight alone.
All the rest have thirty-one,
Excepting leap-year—that’s the time
When February’s days are twenty-nine.

*doggerel-awkward verse, usually having a
   monotonous rhythm.



Longfellow (1807-1882) is referred to as the
children’s poet. His poems are simple, pathetic, artistic,
and philosophical and intended to tell a plain everyday
story of life to other people.  

           The Village Blacksmith
Under a spreading chestnut-tree
  The village smithy stands;
The smith, a mighty man is he,
  With large and sinewy hands,
And the muscles of his brawny arms
  Are strong as iron bands.
His hair is crisp, and black, and long,
  His face is like the tan;
His brow is wet with honest sweat,
  He earns whate’er he can,
And looks the whole world in the face,
  For he owes not any man.
Week in, week out, from morn till night,
  You can hear his bellows blow;
 You can hear him swing his heavy sledge,
 With measured beat and slow,
Like a sexton ringing the village bell,
  When the evening sun is low.

And children coming home from school
  Look in at the open door;
They love to see the flaming forge,
  And hear the bellows roar,
And catch the burning sparks that fly
  Like chaff from a threshing-floor.

He goes on Sunday to the church,
  And sits among his boys;
He hears the parson pray and preach,
  He hears his daughter’s voice
Singing in the village choir,
  And it makes his heart rejoice.

It sounds to him like her mother’s voice,
  Singing in Paradise!
He needs must think of her once more,
  How in the grave she lies;
And with his hard, rough hand he wipes
  A tear out of his eyes.

Toiling, --rejoicing, --sorrowing,
  Onward through life he goes;
Each morning sees some task begin,
  Each evening sees it close;
Something attempted, something done,
  Has earned a night’s repose.

Thanks, thanks to thee, my worthy friend,
  For the lesson thou hast taught!
Thus at the flaming forge of life
  Our fortunes must be wrought;
Thus on its sounding anvil shaped
  Each burning deed and thought.

                    Henry W. Longfellow

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Order Please!

When the customer orders at Waffle House the waitress calls it
out to the cook in what seems like a different language.
The waitress gives the order and says "Mark" which explains
how the order translates. 

Table one:
     Customer 1 - Patty Melt
     Customer 2 - Sausage Egg Cheese
     Customer 3 - Patty Melt
     Customer 4 - Ham Cheese Omelet

               How the Waitress calls order:
                     Pull 2 quarters, 1 sausage for a sandwich, Mark
                     Patty melt on 2, 1 sausage egg cheese, ham
                      cheese omelet

  Table two:
         Cust. 1 - Chicken Sandwich
         Cust. 2 - Hamburger
         Cust. 3- Bacon Lover's BLT
         Cust. 4 - Bacon Lover's BLT
                  Watress calls order:
                        Pull 1 chicken, 1 quarter, 2 1/2 bacon, Mark
                       Chicken sandwich, Quarter, Bacon Lover's BLT on 2

Table 3:
       Cust. 1 - Hamburger
       Cust. 2 - Sirloin Dinner (well)
       Cust. 3 - Chicken Dinner
       Cust. 4 - Hamburger
                    Watress calls order:
                        Pull  1 Sirloin, 2 chicken, 2 quarters, drop 2 hashbrowns
                        in a ring.  Mark
                        Chicken dinner, sirloin dinner well, quarter on 2 

Remember When?

If you want to copy this, it would be a perfect birthday card for an old friend.
I copied it from a card that I am sending to an old friend.


Remember when grown-ups seemed glamorous?

When people said "thank you" and "please?"

When Moms called their kids in for supper at dusk?

You played Hide-and-seek and climbed trees?

Remember when "downtown" seemed so far away?

You caught lightning bugs in a jar?

When drugstores had fountains, most kids had a bike, and you
had a wish for each star?

Remember when no one had pedigreed dogs?

Read comic books by the ton?

Bought penny candy?

Drank chocolate milk?

Expected each day to be fun?

If these simple things bring a smile to your face whenever
they're heard or they're told---

It means you were lucky to have such good times...

It also means you're kinda old!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

U.S. Military Involvement - From The Revolutionary War to Present



U.S. Military Involvement -- From The Revolutionary War to Present War in Iraq
I was going to list the deaths and casualties in these conflicts,
but decided against it because I didn't want to think of
these men and women as numbers. The numbers represent
real people and real families. The military forces
defended not only our country but our lives. If we had
been on the losing side of any of these wars we might be
waving a different flag today. We would also be
under the rule of a foreign country. I can't imagine exchanging
the American flag for a German or Japanese flag. We may have
won the battles but at a great sacrifice. It is important to realize
that they did not fight for freedoms only, but for an idea, a
Judeo-Christian philosophy. 

George Washington wanted a government that would give power and
control to the people and to create a nation that was not ruled by tyrants,
but to have a government with checks and balances. Lincoln wanted a
government of the people, by the people, and for the people.

These wars remind us of the price that was paid for us to be here today
and be able to put our freedoms into practice: freedom of religion, freedom
of speech, and freedom of the press and much more.

Revolutionary War                       1775-1783
War of 1812                                1812-1815
Mexican War                               1846-1848
Civil War                                     1861-1865
Spanish American War                    1898
World War I                           Apr. 6, 1917-Nov. 11, 1918
World War II                         Dec. 7, 1941-Dec. 31, 1946
Korean War                           June 25, 1950-Jul 27,1953
Vietnam War                          Aug 4, 1964-Jan 27, 1973
Persian Gulf War                           1991
Iraq War                                Mar 19, 2003-Aug. 21,2010?

Monday, February 14, 2011

A Description of the American Military





Copied from America by Heart by Sarah Palin

The average age of the military man is nineteen years.
He is short-haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal
circumstances considered by society as half man, half boy.
Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer,
but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared
much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash
his father’s, but he has never collected unemployment either.

He’s a recent high school graduate; he was probably an average
student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a
ten-year-old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up
with him when he left or swears to be waiting when he returns
from half a world away.
He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a
155mm howitzer. (Picture)



He is ten or fifteen pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk.

He has trouble spelling thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in thirty seconds and reassemble it in
less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a
machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively
if he must.

He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a
professional. He can march until he is told to stop, or stop until he
is told to march.He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation,
but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient.


He has two sets of fatigues; he washes one and wears the other.
He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry.
He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean
his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix
his own hurts.

If you’re thirsty, he’ll share his water with you if you are hungry,
his food. He’ll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of
battle when you run low. He has learned to use his hands like
weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your
life---or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the
work of a civilian, draw half the pay, and still find ironic humor in
it all. He has seen more suffering and death than he should have in
his short lifetime. He has wept in public and in private, for friends
who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note
of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid
attention, while tempering the burning desire to “square-away”
around him who haven’t bothered to stand, remove their hat, or
even stop talking.

In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends
their right to be disrespectful; just as did his father, grandfather,
and great-grand-father, he is paying the price for our freedom.
Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American Fighting Man
that has kept his country free for over two hundred years.
He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and
understanding. Remember him, always, for he has earned
our respect and admiration with his blood. And now we even
have women over there in danger, doing their part in this
tradition of going to war when our nation calls us to do so.

As you go to bed tonight, remember this. A short lull, a little
shade, and a picture of loved ones in their helmets.


Sunday, February 13, 2011

Don't Waste Your Sorrows

      
      Don't fret about time you can't borrow.

      Don't waste your sorrows on tomorrow,

     Think about the day of rejoicing
      and reward,

     When Jesus will untie earth's binding
      cord.

     Think of heaven and remember you are glory bound.

     Seeing the face of Jesus is your reward and crown.

     Have faith and trust in every trial you face,

     And remember the Lord will supply all needed grace.

     Look up and see Jesus on His Father's Throne,

     And confess your weaknesses and your wrongs.

     Reach out in love to your sisters and brothers.

     Give more of yourself to the needs of others.

     Keep the Lord Jesus in constant view.

     Let the Lamb of God be your Shepherd, too.