Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Airport Security

         
                                                
                                           Transportation Security Agency-TSA

A family of five planned a trip out west to visit the Grand Canyon. But as usual, they had to go through security check points before boarding the plane.  The first uniformed agent asked for their boarding pass, the next asked for their I.D.  Then they had to empty their pockets in a bowl and put their shoes in a box.

The purses and carry-on bags went through a scanner. The x-ray discovered a forbidden object in the lady’s purse. It was the pocket knife that her dad had given her as a gift. She had to suppress the emotional attachment and let it go.

The final test was to pass through a body scanner gadget, and security did what they called a body pat down which seemed somewhat unorthodox. The family finally passed all tests.

After a week in the heart of Arizona and tours of the Grand Canyon, the painted-desert, and visiting the Apache reservation, they were ready to return to green country. Coming from Arizona all the land east of the Mississippi is known as Green Country.


   

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Storm


                                            The Union University Tornado of 2008

         Facts about the Tornado

*Winds estimated at 200/240 MPH
*86 Injuries
*51 injured victims taken to the hospital
*9 injured victims admitted
* 0 fatalities
*31 of 41 campus buildings damaged
*19 of 41 campus buildings with major damages
*75 percent of on-campus housing destroyed
*40 million dollars in damage

The tornado came from Arkansas, crossed the Mississippi, continued through Memphis, heading for Jackson, Tennessee.

                                                     
The tornado was observed by the sophisticated Doppler radar tower.
Funnel clouds were seen as they crossed the Mississippi with winds of
destructive power.

“Where will it touch down?" said the local weather announcer, as
it headed for a Memphis mall.
Channel 3 was warning everyone to take cover as sirens began to squall.
Fifteen  18-wheelers were scattered along I-40 blocking traffic for hours.
No one realized the force of the winds or the extent of the tornado's powers.

The combined forces of the rescue teams were activated on the campus of Union.
Instructions were being passed from dorm to dorm and alarms were going off in unison.

Winds from the storm were awesome as they hit the campus without pity.
Cars, trees, and buildings took on the appearance of a Bagdad city.

Fear mixed with faith the students followed the instructions of the campus leaders.
Rescue teams uncovered injured bodies buried under the rubble and the rescuers were
seen as angelic greeters.

The miracle of all miracles in spite of the damage and property loss
Is that every student was saved from the storm and not one life was lost.

Ted Parrish



Saturday, April 2, 2011

History of Verse

As children and even before birth we knew that sound and vibrations originated in the womb, through the mother's breath and heartbeat, our first meters, echoes, rhymes, and rhythms were embedded in our nervous systems. As infants and toddlers, our earliest sleep songs and comfort songs were felt and heard.
And memorization work entered us in metered lines that were built to remember. These lessons continued as we began school and received our first religious instruction. But as schools and religions grew over the last fifty years into formidable corporate identities, they have increasingly turned from the magic of poetry to the more manageable, quantitative pleasures of test scores and egotistic Us versus Them dogma. Students are not so much educated as trained to perform well on standardized tests. They are not taught to think for themselves, question, or be curious. They're encouraged to accept what they're told without hesitation. Just as school have choked off the poetry in us by teaching it less and less, our big-business religions have also estranged us from imagination and rigorous spiritual inquiry. When religions grow into organizations, their individual members diminish, becoming pawns in political campaigns or cash cows in fundraisers. Some who attend services do so more out of habit than devotion. Their prayers do not emanate from the heart. As a result, we develop a gnawing hunger. We know that we want and need more and we yearn for the return to a living spiritual worship.  From Poetry as Spiritual Practice by Robert McDowell

Even before school days mothers quoted Mother Goose rhymes and poetic verses as aids to memorization.  Remember your mother or aunt singing rhymes to you?
This was recited for us to remember the days of the week.
                 Monday's child is fair of face,
                 Tuesday's child is full of grace;
                 Wednesday's child is full of woe,
                 Thursday's child has far to go;
                 Friday's child works hard for its living;
                 But the child that is born on the Sabbath day is good.

I remember the practices of reciting poetry and songs in elementary school, and daily reciting the Lord's Prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance, and in high school memorizing Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and the Preamble to the Constitution.

This poem taught us how to memorize the days of each month.
                Thirty days hath September,
                April, June, and November;
                February has twenty-eight alone,
                All the rest have thirty-one,
                Excepting leap year, that's the time --
                When February's days are twenty-nine.

     
                     A Limerick is in the Making
I tried to write a quintet,
And turn it into a limerick;
But the anapestic and iambic foot
Kept getting in the way that I took.
Is this going to be a limerick or a quintet?

The rhyme needed an iambic table.
I tried AABBA that turned into an iambic fable.
Was it stressed or unstressed syllables
Is that the proper order?
Is this going to be a limerick or a quintet?

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

A Rondeau is in the Making

                                             A Rondeau is in the Making
                                                         A Lyrical Poem
                           
One line at a time a rondeau is in the making, 

A vignette of mental images is fading in and out.

A synapse is sparking lyrics in the brain. 

A rondeau is in the making without a doubt.

A sonnet crosses the synapse with fourteen lines.

A villanelle is  forming words that rhyme.

A quatrain of lyrical stanzas is forming.

A rondeau is in the making, line by line.

The quatrain turns into a vignette of mental images.

A tercet of triplets will not make it to the brain.  
  
Stanza after stanza leading to completion.  

A synapse is sparking lyrics in the brain.  
                                   
In conclusion, a sonnett is forming to be read

By any willing reader be they happy or sad.
                                               
           
    
              



Tuesday, March 15, 2011

BURMA SHAVE

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History of Burma Shave... 
List of all the signs go to this link:

     
                                    THE QUEEN
                                    OF HEARTS
                                    NOW LOVES THE KNAVE
                                    THE KING
                                    RAN OUT OF
                                    BURMA – SHAVE

                                    A NUT AT THE WHEEL
                                    A PEACH ON HIS RIGHT
                                    CURVE AHEAD
                                    SALAD TONIGHT
                                    BURMA – SHAVE

                                    IS HE LONESOME
                                    OR JUST BLIND
                                    THAT GUY WHO DRIVES
                                    SO CLOSE BEHIND?
                                    BURMA – SHAVE

                                    IF YOU DRIVE
                                    WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
                                    CARRY A COFFIN
                                    IN YOUR TRUNK
                                    BURMA – SHAVE

                                    HER CHARIOT RACED
                                    AT EIGHTY PER
                                    THEY HAULED AWAY
                                    WHAT HAD BEN HUR   (been her)
                                    BURMA - SHAVE
                       
                                    POOR SATAN HE
                                    WAS FORCED
                                    TO DWELL
                                    IN THE ONLY PLACE WHERE
                                    THEY DON’T SELL
                                    BURMA - SHAVE       

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Borrowed Time!

Remember when your grandfather used to say, "I'm living on borrowed
time?" Now that I am at the age he was when he told me this, over 70,
I know what he meant. He was born in 1880 and the life expectancy was
age 42. He lived to be 78. He considered this borrowed time. The life
expectancy of those born in 1933, my year of birth, was 59, and after age
59 are considered "borrowed time."

The Bible says that the average life expectancy of the average person is
three score and ten or 70. According to this prediction anyone living past
70 are living on borrowed time. The Lord gives us borrowed time
according to his divine purpose.

Of course there are those who die before their time, three score and ten.
Children have cancer and other dreaded diseases. Children and adults
die in accidents at any age. Death is no respecter of a person’s age.
Diseases and accidents will hit at any age young or old. Whatever the age
that death appears at the door, we recognize it as "our time to go." As long
as God gives us breath we are blessed. We know there is a purpose for
living, and God has a divine plan for our lives. Let us treasure each day as a
gift from God.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

A True Story

Papa is my maternal grandfather the police officer is my father and the mother is my mother and Papa's daughter.
               
                                               Calling Car 24

 Labor unions were strong and powerful in the year of  1944; they made
    all the labor calls.
The Union of a Mattress Factory was forcing an all-out strike, but Papa stalled.

The Union persuaded the majority of the workers to go alone with the strike.
Papa was against the Union's demands and continued working through
    the night.

As he finished the night shift, and was walking down the street to catch
    a bus for home,
A car of union workers forced him into the car, they were
    drunk and stoned.

The men were in a state of delirium and they suspected Papa of being
    a mole.
My father drove MPD squad car 24, the incident happened
    in  his jurisdiction and zip code.

The dispatcher comes on the car radio, "Calling car 24", Calling car 24" 
    they said in a  rumbling roar.
He continues, "A body thrown from a car on Highway 51, Code Four."

My father had no idea it was his father-in-law that had taken the beating.
He and his partner didn't think Papa would survive the excessive bleeding.

They took him straight home and my mother doctored him and he recovered
     without a scar.
He did not press any criminal charges even though he knew everyone in the
    car.